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Every Sunday: the finds I’m obsessed with, what shows or docs to binge, and the midlife health and fitness talk most won’t say out loud… basically the email version of my girlfriends’ group text.
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The Catch-Up

What actually happened during the week… the wedding flowers I was absolutely convinced I could handle myself, piping-hot tea I only tell my girlfriends, and yes, the financial advisor who’s now in prison. Basically, the stories that never make it to Instagram.

2
Favorite Finds of the Week

Think of it as the stuff I’d text you if you asked… just all in one place. The pillow I found after testing approximately 987 of them, the viral products that are a complete waste of money, and discount codes i’ve scored for ya.

3
What I'm Watching

Your next binge, already screened. True crime, messy documentaries, and every once in a while, something that restores my faith in humanity. I watch it all so you don’t waste your entire Sunday night scrolling.

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What We're Talking About
HRT. Gray divorce. Pop culture. The 3 a.m. worry spiral. And real solutions for all the frustrating stuff women over 40 are dealing with. Honestly, the women in this community are smart, funny, wildly resourceful and not afraid to talk about any of it…this newsletter is where I get to share that!
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