Real Beauty Tips That Actually Work Over 40…
Girl, you’ve landed on your planet. Here, we embrace the fake. Fake hair? Yup. Botox? Sure. Fake lashes, fake nails? All yes. If it makes you feel more confident, I’m here for it, and I’ll tell you exactly what works, what flops, and which beauty tips I’m obsessed with.
This isn’t for the unicorns who wake up glowing with “I just roll out of bed” perfection. We love you, but over here…we want the scoop, the hacks and what Dolly Parton is putting in her coffee.
If that’s you? Buckle up. These 11 beauty tips are quick, affordable, and honestly life-changing.
Smooth Wrinkles in Minutes
Forget surgery. Forget thousand-dollar procedures. Grab a tube of Peter Thomas Roth Instant FirmX and watch the magic. It temporarily tightens under-eye bags and fine lines in seconds. Trick: mix it with concealer so it doesn’t get chalky. Perfect for photos or a night out.
Fake Pony = Instant Chic
Amazon is the place for glam on a budget. My go-to? This fake ponytail. I clip it in, twist it into a messy bun, and boom — it looks like I actually tried. No one has to know it took 30 seconds. Yes, I even wear it to the gym.
Whiter, Brighter Eyes
Nothing kills a selfie like red, tired eyes. Lumify eye drops are like FaceTune in a bottle. Just one drop and your eyes are bright white. It’s the kind of detail that makes you look awake, fresh, and polished — even if you’re running on fumes.
Shave Your Face (Yes, Really)
Call it exfoliation, call it dermaplaning, whatever. The truth? Facial razors make your makeup glide on like silk. No, your hair won’t grow back thicker. Yes, it’s addictive. Bonus: you’ll spot every sneaky chin hair with a 20x magnifying mirror (don’t come at me until you’ve tried it).
Save Your Makeup in the Shower
I used to wear swim goggles to protect my lashes. Now? I use this genius shower visor that sticks to your forehead. It keeps your face dry so your lashes and makeup survive. Cheap. Brilliant. Game-changing, and lets you get more life out of those lashes.
Lashes That Last
I’m a lash girl, always have been. The latest obsession? Falscara and Mavphnee cluster lash dupes. Add Lashify-style glue, and you’ve got DIY lashes that stay put. If you're good at cutting regular lashes, opt for my OG fav: Christina #43. Pro tip: pair them with the shower visor above for max wear.
Keep Clothes Perfect with “Stitchy”
You know when your blouse gaps in the worst spot? Or your gym top just won’t stay where you want it? Enter Stitchy — a mini plastic stitch gun that customizes your clothes without sewing. Seriously, I’ve “tailored” half my closet with it. Add a little oomph to your boring tops, or make your straps shorter…this gadget does it all; no expensive tailoring required.
Instant Curves (Without Surgery)
Want cleavage without a consult? Boob inserts. Pop them in your bra or swimsuit, and suddenly you’re a cup size up. They’re cheap, they look natural, and they’ll give you that “wow” moment under the right dress.
Hide Cellulite With Confidence
Nobody’s parading poolside without a little cover up. But here’s the secret: a black sheer cover-up hides flaws while still looking chic. Pair it with BodyBlur and your legs will look airbrushed. Effortless confidence boost.
Pageant Hair Volume
Forget gentle teasing. Pageant hair requires aggressive teasing + Kenra 25 hairspray. This isn’t “soft and touchable.” This is a helmet, in the best way. Tease small sections, spray each one, then lightly smooth. Add clip-ins if you want. Volume = instant glam.
Lift Your Neck & Jaw Line
Yes, you can fake a facelift. Try this neck tape kit. Stick it behind your ears, pull, and your jawline suddenly looks snatched. It’s temporary, but for photos, reunions, or date night? Worth it.
Bonus: Lighting Is Everything
You can have all the beauty tips in the world, but bad lighting will ruin the shot. I never take a photo without my iPhone clip light. It’s $8, fits in your bag, and makes you look like a supermodel. Oprah knows. Barbara Walters knew. Now you know.
The Bottom Line
None of this is “natural.” It doesn't have to be. Beauty is about fun, confidence, and owning how you want to present yourself. Some of these hacks you’ll love, some you’ll laugh at, and some will become your new secret weapons. Because here? We don’t gate keep glam. I've got another video with 16 additional beauty tips here. Or, listen to me give you the play by play of everything listed above right here.
FAQs
Q: Do these beauty hacks replace professional treatments?
Nope — they’re quick fixes and fun add-ons, not medical procedures.
Q: Do facial razors make hair grow back thicker?
That’s a myth. Shaving peach fuzz won’t change the hair texture.
Q: Are these products safe for sensitive skin?
Most are surface-level hacks, but always patch-test if you’re sensitive.
Q: What’s the #1 hack if I only try one?
Start with the lighting. Even pro models rely on it.
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XO,
Chalene
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